50 Funny “Would You Rather” Questions for the Whole Family

Would you rather

This post took me a few days to complete. I tried my darndest to think of original questions that are not dangerous for the entire family and I think I did well. Hee hee!! So prepare for a fun night of laughter and bonding over Would You Rather Questions lifehacks.io funny and grab the kids, your partner and grandparents to APPRECIATE!

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  1. Own a dangerous fire breathing dragon or BE a dangerous fire breathing dragon?
  2. Be a clumsy ninja or a wizard with amnesia?
  3. Have just two long yellow front teeth like a beaver or no teeth at all?
  4. Have really fat legs and lanky arms or really fat arms and lanky legs?
  5. Have no elbows or no knees?
  6. Eat everything with your bare hands or with chopsticks?
  7. Go a month without internet or go a month without bathing?
  8. Be the richest person on earth or be immortal?
  9. Be a hopeless genius or a super happy fool?
  10. Have a self-driving car or a spaceship?
  11. Be a vampire hunter or a vampire?
  12. Be stung by 1,000 bees or eat 1,000 bees ?
  13. Have a foot long nose or a foot long tongue?
  14. Have a nightmare every night or never dream again?
  15. Have a cold for a year or the flu for three months right?
  16. Have a bright red or a bright reddish nose underside?
  17. Pass gas extremely loud in public or poop your pants soundlessly in public?
  18. Only manage to whisper or just be able to yell?
  19. Be bored all the time or have too much to do?
  20. Be the brightest child in school or typically the most popular kid in school?
  21. Consistently feel like you have to sneeze or always feel like your have to poop?
  22. Have a dog with a cat’s style or a cat with a dog’s style?
  23. Look like a skunk smell like a skunk or but smell like vanilla and be quite appealing?
  24. Have the size of a watermelon or a head the size of a grapefruit?
  25. Have a peg-leg a hook hand or?
  26. Forget just how to walk or forget the best way to speak?
  27. Always have super chapped lips or extremely bad dandruff?
  28. Dwell several yards away from a busy railroad track or live in a house with a baby that never ever stops crying?
  29. Wear full scuba gear 24/7 for a year or go to a close relative’s funeral dressed as Darth Vader?
  30. Be a billionaire who never leaves a penniless world traveler or the home?
  31. Always be an hour early or an hour late?
  32. Have bananas for fingers or bananas for toes?
  33. Have skin covered in pink fur or covered in purple feathers?
  34. Be the president of the United States of America or the King/Queen of the Planet?
  35. Squirt lemon juice in your eyes or eat an entire phantom pepper?
  36. Sleep in a doghouse nightly for a week or stay wake upward for three days?
  37. Have hands for feet or an additional pair of arms?
  38. Write the finest novel in history or invent the recipe that is best ?
  39. Read an one-thousand page book about yourself or write an one-thousand page book about yourself?
  40. Be able to command the weather or manage to control time?
  41. Never eat sweet or never drink soda again?
  42. Have only or to sleep on a cold concrete slab for the remainder of your life
  43. Eat saltine crackers for every meal eternally?
  44. Only be able to talk in film quotes or only manage to talk in rhymes?
  45. Would you rather enter a milk chugging competition or a World Ugliest Person pageant?
  46. Have an incredible talent and not get recognized for it or become renowned for doing something dumb?

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